barracudatheband asked:

i was lookin down at my toe and under my skin i saw a fungus glow so i busted out my microscope to get close and i saw a civilization a toe nail fungus nation and they were so advanced they had aeroplanes and national pastimes of jailai and they were so peaceful that i couldn’t buy antifungal i felt really bad that i initially wanted them dead i’d rather talk to them but i don’t know if they understood what i said cause they’re so tiny it probably sounded like an earthquake my voice coming from what seems like light years away probably really deep it would make their world shake maybe thought it was a dream thought it was fake but they’re really smart so maybe they’re plotting cause they want to invade the rest of my body yeah and it’s natural for something to want to repeat itself it’s natural for something to want to breed itself natural for something to want to expand pretty soon they’re gonna be living under the nails in my hands gonna have black nails like i’m really gothic my heart is beating but i wanna stop it but thats not the case it’s not true i went outside today…[can't tell what i say here]..i do i do so don’t let the fungus fool you i’m a happy fella and if you’re doing bad i wish you well uh and i hope you have a good day and you can make some friends and get some nail fungus with which to play.

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